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A great way to cool off on a hot summer day. Everyone, lend me your ears. It’s about time we all sat down and talked about films and what to expect from them. Especially when you’re watching one from an established writer/director. What I’m about to say may shock and disturb some of you, but…
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This movie will make you get up, up and away from your theater. It’s official: Superhero fatigue is here. While critics have been pointing at 2019’s Avengers: Endgame as the turning point, the mass audience has been checking out since the 2022 Black Adam debacle. I never bought into the formula to begin with; it’s…
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Visually amazing, no depth. Steven Spielberg is easily one of the most (if not the most) recognizable names in Hollywood history. Almost anyone can name one of his movies, and I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that for at least two generations everyone can say one of his movies that…
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Wayans played it too safe. Look, I’ll be the first to admit it: I am a wordy guy. I love to talk, I love to dive deep into the weeds of cinema, and I especially love it when a movie gives me something—anything—to chew on. But after sitting through Scary MoVIe, I’m left with a…
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It’s head splitting, blood drenched fun! Check it out! Way back in 1992 the world was clobbered with one of the most violent video games of all time: Mortal Kombat. The ultra-violent, parent-angering, two person fighter was all the rage. With hitt a few buttons, you could throw a hook at your opponent, yell “GET…
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See it ASAP! It’s a blast! Finally! A movie for me! It’s been a few weeks since I’ve made it to the theaters to review anything. With the new house, building my new studio (by myself mainly. What? You didn’t think I knew how to use my hands?), I had to put things on hold.…
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Don’t be a Grinch: It’s a blast! It’s a slasher that’s a remake of a slasher from 40 years ago that was one of the most protested movies in history due to its depiction of Santa Claus as a killer. The original Silent Night Deadly Night is jam packed with cult classic lines shouted like…
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Not bad, just needed a stronger editor. What does guilt do to a man? Johan is a regular man, with a regular job and a regular life. He could have done nothing to prevent the guilt and by all accounts is not responsible. So why is he so bothered by said guilt when he isn’t…
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Give it a few days before making a final call. After making their busting-through-the-walls movie last year with The Substance, Mubi is back and they’re throwing more arthouse on the table. Lynne Ramsay’s latest movie Die My Love is a hard hitting flick about a woman spiraling into madness due to postpartum depression. It’s stacked…
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Stream if this is your thing. ****This review contains spoilers, however, it isn’t anything you can’t find with a Google search**** There’s a rising trend in female athlete movies. They all seem to be very hollow. Last year’s Queen of the Ring about Mildred Burke, the first female wrestler in the 1930’s-50s, was such a…
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